Dear dr. brother,

Are you able to bring some syringes with you when you come to New York for Thanksgiving? Is it legal to bring syringes on a plane? Anyways, I wanted to inject jelly into donuts for chanukkah so I'll need the goods by early December. Please let me know if you can deliver. There's also a drug dealer on the corner i can ask if you can't come through.

Thanks,
your seester