some notes:

i'm going on vacation next week. SEE YA!

My version of cinco de Mayo: opening a can of refried beans. FAIL.

I bought a pedometer. It has only two buttons and i needed M. to program it for me. FAIL x2.

I may have signed up to run a half marathon. OOPS.

I made ratatouille and M. insisted that it was actually an Italian dish and called it by another funny name. GOOMBA.

I watched a Jack Hanna special and now i want a Wombat. GIMME.

I see nothing wrong with naming my future children after Twilight characters. EDWARD.

I spilled a full bowl of cereal + milk on my keyboard at work. RUH ROH.

All of our TV channels, except for CBS, are scrambled now. WTF?