1. Libby loves carrots but when you give her one she will spit it out, hoping that you may follow with a chunk of hamburger or something of the sort. When she realizes that you're snacking solely on carrots and not red meat, she searches frantically for the carrot that she dropped on the floor and then begs you to give her more.
2. Libby does not like when you look her in the eye. When you try to stare into her beautiful black puppy dawg eyes, she quickly turns her head. My dad says it's because she's the alpha dog in her pack. I think we're her pack.
3. Libby only bathes 3-4 times a year. That's her choice, not ours, and we respect her decision to smell like authentic dog.
4. Libby is Jewish. How do i know this, especially considering how very blond she is? Since she was a wee little one she has been eating apples and honey on rosh hashanah, challach on shabbat and matzoh on passover. She does, however, abstain from manishevitz. Also, she is really good at laying on the guilt, just like a Jewish mother. When you leave the house without her or stop petting her, she gives you the stink face and makes you feel like crap. And i can almost hear her bark "oy" when doug does something really crazy, like deny her more biscuits. Lastly, when there's moisture in the air, her fur gets all frizzy and fro-like. Case closed.
5. She's my favorite non-human and my best non-human friend.
Fascinating, huh?
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