some notes on the oscars:

- i am a sucker and watched the whole thing
- Natalie Portman, hands down, was the most beautiful creature there
- M. cried during penelope's acceptance speech (also one of my most fovorite dresses)
- Tina Fey looked smokin
- Hugh Jackman is actually adorable
- Beyonce makes any show better even if she's lip synching
- who let zach efron on stage more than zero times?
- sjp and goldie hawn need to put the tatas away
- the world is a cruel place when the camera man flashes to brangelina over and over while aniston is on stage
- aniston is an idiot for dating john mayer
- i guess i should see slumdog millionaire or any of the movies that were in EVERY SINGLE CATEGORY
-i'm not watching next year. and i'm especially not watching the baba wawa special beforehand. she is a fool.