Chicken Bones

Reason #9234892347 why I am a snob:

Chicken, on the bone, is meant to be eaten sitting down, at a table. So why is that I see at least one chicken bone on the street every single day? Sometimes, in the subway. I want to know why people are walking around, eating chicken off the bone? Why are they just tossing the damn bones all over the street? Seriously, what the hell is going on? Chicken kebab, fine, that's street food. Hotdogs, pretzels, ice cream all acceptable food to eat on the go but chicken wings? No. Unacceptable. You should not be pulling meat off the bone with your teeth mid-stride.

In my world, when you're done eating chicken, you put the bones directly in the garbage and tie the bag up so the dog can't get to it. If only all people could see that chicken wings were not meant to roam, I wouldn't be zigzagging on the sidewalk to avoid their damn chicken bones.