I want to write a column.

Does your aunt send out a family newsletter that is in dire need of a column on the subject of ME, ranting and raving about myself, my friends, my family and strangers?

I don't want to be Carrie Bradshaw, I assure you. And as much as I love that show, dang SJP for building that sex and the city box, which groups all us would-be writers together. Must we correlate a girl's desire to write about life's absurdities with the lofty, unrealistic ambition of becoming a character on an HBO show? Maybe not but I'm still partially embarrassed to admit that I want to write a column and that yes, occasionally it may even be about shoes. Forgive me.

My biggest problem: wanting things but not knowing how/having the energy to make them happen.

So, I need some help. Let me know if you have any ideas or a total in at a newsletter/newspaper/magazine/supermarket circular.