I sadly admit

that this is from an email forward. It was entitled: "How to Maintain a Healthy level of Insanity," which is pretty corny but I thought some of them were funny so I'm posting them here for your enjoyment/disappointment:

1. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write " for smuggling diamonds".
3. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
6. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
7. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives! They're loose!"
9. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.