http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boredom

If boredom was a song, I would sing it.

If boredom was a call, I would answer it.

If boredom was a fur, I wouldn't wear it.

If boredom was a lipgloss, I would apply it.

It bored was a pencil, I would sharpen it.

If boredom was a puppy, I would squeeze it.

If boredom was a coffee, I would sip it.

If boredom was my coworkers, I would knock them out.

If boredom was a couch, I would sit on it.

If boredom was my pinky toe, it would dance.

If boredom was a slice of pizza, I would eat it.

If boredom was Loehmann's, I would try it on.

If boredom was facebook, I would poke it.

If boredoom was random websites featuring gossip on celebrities, I would visit it.

If bored was a glass of wine, I would say fill 'er up.

If boredom could kill, I'd be long gone.