attack of the green foot

I apologize that my loyal fans (Gail) were forced to look at my green foot for so many weeks. That was unfair and I'm sorry. I'm also not sure why my foot was lit with such a green hue as I did not take that photo while standing in a swamp or directly after sticking my foot in kermit's butt. Anyways, as you can see I have posted a photo of a fairly ugly and most likely evil cat. you might be asking yourself: what has happened? why a devilish cat and not an angelic puppy as per usual? Don't worry- I have not changed my ways; instead, I have recently switched my internet obsession from scrabulous.com to http://icanhascheezburger.com/. I'm not particularly proud of this new infatuation but it's not porn and desperate times call for desperate measures. Frankly, I'm entertained by just about anything I can find on the dang internet that's directly unrelated to my line of work.
Let me give some background: LOLcats, which can be found at the site listed above, features amateur snapshots of people's cats with ridiculous cat ebonics, which a crazy cat person might imagine their pet to say. it's completely absurd and yet everyday I find myself checking the site, laughing out loud (LOLing!!!) at these crazy kitties and at their crazier owners. But it gets worse, I now talk like an LOLcat and spend my spare time, which is most of my time, drawing LOLcat scenarios. I'll call my brother and say things like "I iz your sister, we wuz once in da same woom" or I might say to my boyfriend "i iz at a store, i iz tryin to spend yur moneyz." It's a sickness and the only cure is more LOLcat.